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<title>You suck at online dating</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 May 2010 22:54:31 -0400</pubDate>
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OK, folks. Most of you who know me in real life know I have been married for a couple of years now. Some of you know that I met my second wife online. Even fewer of you know that I met my first ...
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<title>There&#8217;s nowhere to put these people anymore</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2010 13:56:55 -0400</pubDate>
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Does anyone remember Match Game? This was a 1960s-1970s television game show (if you never saw it, you can read all about it here) which if nothing else provided a place for obscure "celebrities" to ...
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<title>Google still kicks Bing&#8217;s ass</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:10:26 -0400</pubDate>
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Let's try this simple test: We'll ask two popular search engines a simple question and see what we get: OK, now let's ask Google: I rest my case. ...
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<title>You suck at Twitter</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:06:47 -0400</pubDate>
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I pretty strongly believe in the 80-percent rule, wherein in any given human endeavor, 80% of the people in it, suck. I don't have any reason to believe Twitter is any different. But just in case t ...
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<title>Did you know that MTV used to show music videos?</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:03:06 -0400</pubDate>
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A lot of formerly-interesting cable networks have basically turned into high-definition fecal matter. And I've watched it happen. I know many of my readers are my age, but for you younger ones, did ...
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<dc:creator>The Turtle</dc:creator>
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<title>Are the Oscars finally over?</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2010 18:54:42 -0400</pubDate>
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Are they over? Can I finally go online without feeling vaguely uneasy because I pretty much don't care about who wore what on the red carpet (unless they're hot and wearing something short and low-cu ...
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<title>Miller Lite FTW!!!!</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Mar 2010 22:06:22 -0400</pubDate>
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Can I say that I completely love the Miller Lite ad that's out these days? If you watched the Duke/North Carolina bloodbath tonight on ESPN, you saw this commercial at halftime... upbeat music, white ...
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<title>Have I mentioned how much I hate corporate euphemisms?</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Mar 2010 02:32:29 -0400</pubDate>
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<category>toilet paper</category>
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<title>Something that&#8217;s bugged me for almost 40 years</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Mar 2010 15:29:48 -0400</pubDate>
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This is gonna sound stupid, but I noticed this even when I was a kid, listening to AM radio on this big old RCA Victor clock-radio with tubes in it. In The Hollies' 1972 smash hit, "Long Cool Woman ( ...
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<title>I&#8217;ve found my purpose!  Or my porpoise!  Or maybe my beaver.  Let me think about this a minute...</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2010 23:40:54 -0400</pubDate>
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Well, that didn't take long... What the hell is giantinflatablebeavers.com about? It's about... THIS! (crickets) No, seriously. Once in a lifetime, you get the chance to buy a domain name ...
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<title>My take on the Closing Ceremonies at Vancouver, 2010</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Mar 2010 15:59:39 -0400</pubDate>
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Good, day, eh? Welcome to GiantInflatableBeavers.com, another in a series of websites that seem to have sprung up from an offhand comment in an entirely different medium. Just like AllyourBase.net, ...
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<title>Now that you&#8217;re here...</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Mar 2010 11:11:52 -0400</pubDate>
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Well, now that you're here, you can help.I have no idea what to do with this domain.I mean, to some, this would probably be some really odd sexual euphemism. For some other people, maybe it could be ...
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<category>intro</category>
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<title>This site probably isn&#8217;t what you think</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Mar 2010 05:47:22 -0400</pubDate>
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<![CDATA[ 
"What are you here for? We're all here to go!" William S. Burroughs Whatever you thought you were getting into when you searched for "Giant Inflatable Beavers," I can pretty well guarantee you tha ...
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